Posts Tagged ‘ rant

Security through pain

I had to make a new account today. The requirements for username were:

  • Begin it with a letter or a number
  • Include at least one letter and one number
  • If you use your e-mail address, you don’t need to include a number
  • 5 to 50 characters and no spaces

Really? My username HAS to have a number?

Tomorrow, when I come back to USE this account I won’t remember my username.

Oh! I know, I’ll just write it down on this piece of paper with all of my passwords that are also too convoluted to remember. Because, like a secret, it isn’t secure until NO ONE knows.

Frogs.

Literature: My nose couldn’t get any higher

First off, to be fair, I have a huge knee jerk reaction any time the word ‘literature’ comes up. This is primarily based off of my initial experience with the word, when I took a ‘Great Literature’ class in high school. One of the stories that we were to critique was ‘Barn Burning’ by Faulkner. Well, that particular piece of mushroom fertilizer and the indignant response when I panned it, together left me with the impression that ‘literature’ meant you were an elitist snob, too busy being stuck up to do anything more than be elitist.

Secondly, the whole idea that it is literature versus genre is ridiculous. Look up the words and tell me what you find. That’s right. Literature means that it is written art, and genre means that it is a kind of literary art. Even the ‘literature’ snobs write in a genre, even if it just happens to be the ‘literature’ genre. Genre has been co-opted to mean not-reality, but somehow even that definition includes thrillers and mysteries. And romance. And, in my not at all humble opinion, ‘literature’. (It is fiction, after all.)

So, of course, I find the idea that ‘literature’ is character based and ‘genre’ is plot based to be categorically ridiculous. I mean, ‘literature’ is a genre and I cannot think of a single interesting story in any genre, including literature, that is good AND is not character based.*

Actually, I think I finally interpreted what that means and it is, of course, another example of being an elitist priss for the sake of being elite. What the ‘literature’ writer means when she says that ‘literature’ is character based is that it has no plot. It isn’t that the so-called genre works aren’t character based that offends her, it is that it has a plot. The idea that the world moves around, within, and without the characters is contrary to her fantasy life, the one that she is writing when she writes in her ‘literature’ genre. It is stuck up and snobby, but at least that one finally makes sense to me now. I don’t agree with it at all, but I can feel pity instead of anger.

And the idea that it is lit authors who make the money and the genre ones are stuck in a ghetto: ridiculous. The top 5 right now are a thriller (The Lost Symbol), a collection of vampire short stories (!!) (A Touch of Dead), historical fiction (The Help), a hard-boiled mystery (The Professional), and a “contemporary” (The Last Song.) Three of the five are with no doubt genre. I have seen historical fiction listed as one of the genres. That leaves just “The Last Song” and I have never read anything “contemporary” so I’m not sure how to class that one. Still, it sure looks like the genre authors should be feeling pity on their lower class literature writing buddies. Poor guys don’t even have a chance.

But, well… Like I said, I have a knee jerk reaction just to the word. Maybe I’m just reacting too emotionally.

*Please don’t bring up drabbles and other flash. They belong in a different category altogether. Specifically, they belong in flash fiction.

BrainWyrms 003: Hashtag Apocalypse

BrainWyrms 3: [hashtag apocalypse]BrainWyrms Logo

A sniplet from JoCo’s First of May.

SwineFlu = zombie apocalypse
SwineFlu = werewolves finally beat the vampires

@aplusk Ashton Kutcher on twitter beating CNN to a million
oprah and twitter
I was here before.

I was on twitter in 2006.

What fantasy and d&d means to me and why it bothers me that both Gygax and Arneson are gone and I never got to meet either one of them.

COMING HOME by Adrina Thorpe

A funny thing from Penchaft.

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The Myth of Property & Ownership

[these thoughts are still fetal and are rather incoherent]


I don’t really want to get into the ridiculous anarchist idea that PROPERTY = THEFT.  Unfortunately, I may end up getting there.

I was listening to the Cato Daily Podcast yesterday about Intellectual Property and something that the guest said made me think about how the idea of American freedom that I picked up as a child was that when I grew up I could buy property and do whatever I wanted there.  It would be my sovereign land.  I always thought that I would be free to do whatever I wanted, including dropping off the face of the earth.

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I hate eBay

I hate eBay.
I hate eBay.
I bloody frogging hate eBay.

I hate eBay and PayPal and Half (or more accurately, what they did to Half) and I hate that there is no real alternative to them.
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Podcatcher: The Search for the King

I have this funny niggling feeling that I did this more than once already.  That I tried out a whole passel of rss aggregator with varying media enclosure capabilities, and that I found nothing worked sufficiently well to replace iTunes or Zune.

First off, my criteria.  I want to be able to plug a feed in and have the media content found immediately. I want the option to determine how many files to download, where to store them, how long to keep the media, and one of my kickers, I want to be able to automatically change the ID3 information to match the feed and the fact that I am downloading PODCASTS!

Rant time.  I am listening to podcasts and you are putting out podcasts.  They are podcasts, not “blues” or “voice” or “audio drama” or whatever the frog else you deludedly put into the genre description.  If you are Leo Leporte, then you can call it a “netcast” but that’s it.  Other than that, it is a freaking PODCAST!! Why in the world is this so frelling hard for PODCASTERS to understand?  HUH!?! Argh. Rant, off…

Still more criteria. I want to be able to control how many feeds are scanned for new content, how many files are being downloaded contiguously, and how much bandwidth is being consumed. And I almost forgot that it has to be able to import AND export OPML files.

That’s pretty much it for requirements, at least for now.  I’ve got more items on my wish list, but since I cannot even find a single podcatcher/rss aggregator that can handle my criteria I should probably not be greedy.

Next time we’ll start with a look at Juice, formerly known as iPodder. Which is merely to say that is has a pedigree.

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Power Outage

I’m having a great day!

My computer just turned itself off.  And will not restart.

And my cell phone just turned itself off.  Because the battery is utterly drained.  Too much twittering, I suppose.

Now, work will probably involve getting very dirty, sweaty, scratched up, pissed off… all without accomplishing anything worth noting.

Joy!