random incoherence and infantile meanderings

Presented, in this first installment, in no particular order:

• Rule #1: Do not read comments.

Comments will make you lose your mind, grow an ulcer, and then explode. Do not read comments.

• Rule #2: There is no such thing as privacy.

Anything you say or do (or do not) can and will be used against you. Probably in comments somewhere.

• Rule #3: There is no such thing as security.

Get over it. And see rule #2.

• Rule #4: Humans are gross animals.

If you are not prepared to deal with the foul and disgusting and stupid, get off the net planet.

edit 5-6-2010: Rule #4 expanded.